Rob's definitions

swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

by Rob December 1, 2003

tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

by rob December 6, 2003

Encoded

Someone of ultimate skill.

When I grow up, I want to be just like an Encoded; he pwns you.

by rob December 7, 2003

whip off a batch

Commonly refered to as masterbating, though when used in this context refers to completing the task in an efficient and fast manner.

I'm going to go jump in the shower and whip off a quick batch, then I'll be good to go

by Rob December 8, 2003

tuckus

A non-offensive description for a human posterior.

Boy, isn't that girl's tuckus hot?

by Rob August 7, 2003

cherry

When reffered to in relation to a female human virgin, a hymen, or a symbol of virginity.

He popped her cherry.

by rob August 10, 2003