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said

His ol triflin ass came ova last nite, put his hand all up on my thigh, and i SAID boom! (As in she knocked the shit out of him)
by Rob September 7, 2003
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Coleman

The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.
I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.
by Rob June 19, 2006
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Dead Meat

Your Dead Meat!
by Rob October 25, 2003
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sub way 666

The baddest skate crew ever! soon to take over the world. Based in Monmouth in south wales.
by rob November 13, 2003
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chotch

The penis, NOT the balls. Also, a common term for someone being an ass in the state of Colorado.
How do you hurt a guy? Give him a good chotch shot.
When we were boarding at Winter Park that fucker Nick was being a real chotch.
by Rob March 19, 2004
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porg

I am 5 foot tall.

hahahaha you porg
by Rob November 11, 2003
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relativity

Interconnection

Being dependent or intertwined with another event or object that is just as dependant as the other.

Cause and effect.
ERIC
I punch you in the face, you'll punch back, right?

VALLEN
Yeah.

ERIC
Your hitting me back is reative to me hitting you in the face.

-ALSO-

A Bank owner is very hard on a Farming family. The family is forced out of their house and loose everything, living in poverty. The Banker prospers with their loss. (1)

For 20 years, the family lives in poverty, barely surviving. Eventualy, one of the family members is forced to rob a bank to survive. The bank that is robbed happens to be the same bank which forced thim into poverty. (2)

The Banker looses everything from the robbery. He resorts to drugs (3) and one day, in a drug impared state, he decides to go and buy more drugs. He has a car accident. (4)

From the car accident, he is paralyzed from the neck down and cannot speak for the rest of his life. (5)

1. The Banker's prosperity is relative to the families suffering.

2. The bank robbery is relative to the Banker's being hard on the family.

3. The drugs are relative to the bank robbery.

4. The car accident is relative to the drugs.

5. the paralysis is relative to the car accidsent

In conclusion, the man's paralysis is relative to his being hard on the family, he bought it upon himself.
by Rob January 19, 2004
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