RoB's definitions

Juicy Fruit

if u want to become a gold fish have it quick.

see the comercial on tv.

by Rob April 24, 2005

hexxan

The gayest member of UM.

Oh no! Tis Hexxan! Hide!

by Rob June 5, 2003

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Unitrans

The greatest bus line on the planet, Unitrans is a student-run organization that serves the city and university of Davis, California.

Guy #1 "Dude, we're 8 blocks away from the party"
Guy #2 "Let's catch the 10:35 E line!"
Guy #1 "Yay for Unitrans!"

by Rob April 19, 2004

Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

by Rob October 29, 2004

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Yats

"Stay" spelled backwards; it is sarcastic, and means "go away". Originated at CPA in Nashville.

Yats, man! You're ticking me off!

by Rob October 30, 2004