RoB's definitions

morning glory

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...

"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"

by Rob June 21, 2004

rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.

***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"

by Rob May 13, 2005

kirsnocker'd

really drunk

i dont remember anything about last night i was kirsnocker'd

by rob October 19, 2003

<><

The non deluxe Jesus fish in reference to this leet one <{{{><

Yo man hes got a <>< on his car, don't flick him off.

by Rob December 28, 2003

craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

by Rob November 18, 2003

wikko

a similar term to wicked but slightly easier to type

'That band were great!' ' yeah they were totally wikko'

by rob September 29, 2003

smead

moron

U r a smead

by Rob November 7, 2003