Riz's definitions

FUCK

1. v. the pleasureful act of population the earth
2. n. the art of procreation
3. n. a pervert, retard, or utter mistake of a human being
4. v. (-ed) to be in utter distress, to have been screwed over
5. v. (with with) to harass or provoke
6. v. (with up) to take a completely hopeless situation and make it that much worse; to do harm to something or someone
7. n. (with off) he who publically demonstrates he is an asshole
8. v. (with off) to demand ones immediate dismissal
9. int. (with holy, Jesus, awww, shit, or oh) to loudly express an overload of emotion
10. v. (with you)to damn one to an everlasting and firey hell
11. adj. (-ing) shows that you really fucking mean it
12. n. (-er) insidious little back stabbing bastard among false friended toilet tussues of human beings
13. n. (with hole) female reproductive pore
14. int. (with what the) expressing utter confusion

1. Big Johnny never gets to fuck.
2. Every now and then you need a good fuck.
3. Unfortunately we are all surrounded by stupid fucks in SUVs.
4. Wow I'm fucked.
5. Wanna fuck with that dudes pitbull.
6. Way to fuck up douche bag.
7. Hold on for one second while I shut up that fuck off.
8. Fuck off scum bag!
9. Awww fuck, you didn't.
10. Fuck you, wanker.
11. When i get out of this ditch im ganna fucking rip your head off and feed it to my goat.
12. You little fucker get out of my house.
13. Escuse me Tart, I think you know nothing of fuck holes.
14. What the fuck was that shit about.

by riz January 13, 2004

riz

One who when you asked his name either flipped you off and kept walkin or said it was asshole; formally known as "that kid", "Cap", "Cappy", "Rizzo the Rat", or any derivation there of.

I would say, "burn in hell jerk off." but you know I just don't think anger is good for you, and so I casually flip you the bird and keep on trottin.

by riz January 2, 2004

Santa

(n)Story about a mythologically large and generous man with flying reindeer which ones parents tell their children in order to confuse them further into a state of catholic bliss; (n)the overweight underpaid pauper who in december wears a red suit and lets little children sit on his lap in the mall; (n)a costume fat men can wear to get chicks to sit on their lap

On Christmas Eve daddy comes home in a big red suit from the mall with five dollars for everyone and then when everyone goes to bed happy mommy always moans, "Santa!" Daddy just says, "Ho Ho Ho."

by riz December 22, 2003

pygmy

1. n. Mythological runt version of the human being thriving prior to the time of christ in the Middle east and areas of North Africa especially associated with Egypt 2.n. undersized overly angry constantly menstrating rat bastard excuse for a modern civilized human being

May be if you ate a bit son you'd be more than just a pygmy.

by riz January 15, 2004

Pansy

(n) a plant of the genera Achimenes or Viola possesssing a distinctive purple tint and demeanor; (n) one who lacks the appropiate masculinity associated with testosterone and like the pansy displays a shade of purple and a flower like demeanor but is however a fruit

When we forced him to play football, the Pansy cried, "Ewwww disgusting meathead game."

by riz December 22, 2003

limp

Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.

by Riz February 23, 2004