Definitions by Rina Lam

Baklava Hole 

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.

Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.

Baklava Hole by Rina Lam October 12, 2011

Mouse 

An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse

Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*

Mouse by Rina Lam October 12, 2011

Fanfiction 

Where the fandom often pretends that the writers got it wrong.

Irene: "I wrote some fanfiction where Fred Weasley survived the Battle of Hogwarts and he and George move their shop to Hogsmeade."
Benita: "That's not what happened in the books."
Irene: "Er, yeah. That is why it is FANFICTION."
Benita: "Oh, right."

Fanfiction by Rina Lam October 11, 2011

Blamione 

An uncommonly used term in the Harry Potter fandom to describe the non-canon Blaise/Hermione ship. The fanfiction usually features Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger as romantic interests.

Fangirl A: "I'm so depressed. My favourite Blamione fic is totally wrong now. It was written before JK Rowling revealed he was black."
Fangirl B: "How is he described in that fanfic?"
Fangirl A: "The writer made him Italian, but I can't read it like that anymore now that I know the truth."

Blamione by Rina Lam October 10, 2011

Theomione 

Theomione is a non-canon ship in the Harry Potter fandom. It is a portmanteaux of Theodore/Hermione, pairing Theodore Nott with Hermione Granger. The fanfiction is often styled like Blaise Zabini/Hermione Granger (Blamione) fanfics with the knowledge there is available of Theodore's character.

Girl 1: I'm writing a Theomione fanfic, but I'm having trouble developing backstory for Mrs Nott.
Girl 2: Maybe you can write that she got killed because she refused to join the Death Eaters with her husband?
Girl 1: Oh! That's a good idea. Thanks.

Theomione by Rina Lam October 10, 2011

Leaper 

Leaper is the term used to describe the non-canon ship of Leah Clearwater and Jasper Hale from the Twilight fandom. It is a portmanteaux of 'Leah' and 'Jasper'.

Pippo: Omg, I read this fanfic the other day that shipped Leah with Jasper -
Fippo: Jasper?!
Pippo: I know, I know - it's random, BUT it's really intense. They would make such a good couple. Leaper is my new OTP.

Leaper by Rina Lam October 10, 2011

Chocoladise 

(Pronounciation: choc/la/dise or chokladise)

1. The good feeling when you're eating chocolate

2. A paradise of chocolate/Chocolate heaven

1. (Eats Kinder surprise chocolate) "Omg, this is like chocoladise!

2. A chocolaterie, confectionary store, etc...

Chocoladise by Rina Lam October 9, 2011