Definitions by Ricky Roma

8 track 

an obsolete form of media, primarily used in the 70s. 8-tracks were the 80s equivalent of the cassette tape or the 90s version of the CD, except that you could not rewind or fast forward, but you were able to skip into another sector of the 8 track (aka the 'track')

Kid #1: Check out my 76 AMC Matador. I paid $300 for it, but the dude I bought it from said he's throw in the original 8 track player for an additional $100.

Kid #2: You fucking tool. No one has used 8 tracks in 20 years, at least.

Kid #1: damn

8 track by ricky roma October 10, 2003

get rid of some beer 

taking a leak, during or after a long night of drinking.

Excuse me, I need to get rid of some beer. That tree behind the keg looks like a good spot.

get rid of some beer by ricky roma October 10, 2003

hova 

those fuckers who knock on your door, asking you to convert your religion.

Those hovas were bangin' on my door again today. I told them to raise up and leave me the fuck alone.

hova by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

Flash 

wearing nothing under a coat, only to open it and show your junk to everyone.

Some shithead came to the party, opened his coat, and flashed everyone.

Flash by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

deeez nuts

one of the many songs on Dr. Dre's CD "The Chronic"

Yo, check out track 6. It's called "Deeez Nuuuts"

deeez nuts by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

junk 

1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.

2. aka the "package"

1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.

2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.

junk by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

we need to talk 

what is usually said at the office before a long-winded speech by the boss. Is often followed by "Your services are no longer needed."

"Jack, we need to talk. Since profits are down by 12% and we are looking to downsize the corporation, I am going to have to tell you that your services are no longer needed. Go luck finding around job."

we need to talk by ricky roma September 27, 2003