Definitions by Rickey Spanish

Fermented Cougar

A Cougar near the very end of her prime but not quite a Saber Tooth. A foul and aggressive species who will attack anyone who interferes with her hunt.

Remember Jean ? I wonder what that Fermented Cougar is up to , probably still rubbing her fupa on anything with a pulse.

Fermented Cougar by Rickey Spanish August 13, 2025

Vague Racist 

Some who may not throw N-bombs or burn crosses but if subtly racist. Common with the Facebook Twitter crowd.

Jackie and Mark are such Vague Racists on facebook promoting all live matter

Vague Racist by Rickey Spanish June 11, 2020

Squirrel Chaser 

A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In

Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week

Squirrel Chaser by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020

Pankakke 

The same principle of a Bukakke but with Syrup being substituted for Jizz.

Kayla requested a Pankakke for her birthday so we got a 5 gallons of Syrup to give her the OOOOOO Canada treatment

Pankakke by Rickey Spanish May 27, 2020

DISAPPOINTMENT SYRUP 

Prematurely ejaculating inside a woman but not telling her due to the amount of shame so you keeping push your limp noodle around until one of you gives up.

Having sex with someone of lower standards due to a prolonged dry spell, You are excited to be having sex but not proud of what you have done.

I hooked up with a hot milf at the bar but it ended up in disappointment syrup .

Its been awhile since I've gotten my dick wet so i slummed it up with frumpy Ann total disappointment syrup.

DISAPPOINTMENT SYRUP by Rickey Spanish June 7, 2017

Beef-Creamer 

The act of giving a lady the beef and a robust cream pie.

A man who distributes large loads

I can't wait to give my wife the beef-creamer later

Beef-Creamer by Rickey Spanish April 5, 2017