Definitions by Rick McFire

First sex misunderstanding 

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

First sex misunderstanding by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

Zdeněk Svěrač 

Tiny man whonholds everything inside your anus.

Vojta isn’t at school today. He is at his Zdeněk Svěrač funeral. He was crashed by Zuzka’s big black rubber cock.

Zdeněk Svěrač by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

UK-47 

Rapper name for Ukranians.

Was UK-47 performing at the concert yesterday?
No, he was fixing my sink yesterday.

UK-47 by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

Dinojew 

Theory that says, the world will be destroyed by jews who ride dinosaurs and attack other countries.

I had a dream that the jew riding a tyrannosaurus killed me and my friends. I really hope Dinojew doesn’t exist.

Dinojew by Rick McFire February 14, 2020