Rick McFire's definitions

Zdeněk Svěrač

Tiny man whonholds everything inside your anus.

Vojta isn’t at school today. He is at his Zdeněk Svěrač funeral. He was crashed by Zuzka’s big black rubber cock.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

UK-47

Rapper name for Ukranians.

Was UK-47 performing at the concert yesterday?
No, he was fixing my sink yesterday.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

Dinojew

Theory that says, the world will be destroyed by jews who ride dinosaurs and attack other countries.

I had a dream that the jew riding a tyrannosaurus killed me and my friends. I really hope Dinojew doesn’t exist.

by Rick McFire February 14, 2020

First sex misunderstanding

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020