Definitions by Richter ass

Chicago Tune Up 

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

Chicago Tune Up by Richter Ass October 10, 2021

Detailing her boat 

To give a woman oral sex. Eating pussy.

Yeah, I pounded Kellie’s asshole last night while she detailed Kathleen’s boat! It was awesome!

Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!

Detailing her boat by Richter Ass April 21, 2021

Taco Sauce 

Sperm, man cum

Check out that hottie, I’d love to give her some taco sauce!!

Can be a verb too; I’d like to sauce that taco!!

Taco Sauce by Richter Ass October 27, 2020

Organ donor 

A guy who fucks a lot of chicks.

Oh man, John is here tonight trolling for some ass, he such an organ donor!

Organ donor by Richter Ass October 24, 2020

Organ donation 

The act of fucking a woman, meaning "giving her your organ"

Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!

I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!

Organ donation by Richter Ass October 24, 2020

Assholeciation 

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.

Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!

Assholeciation by Richter Ass March 6, 2020

Special ex 

It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.

When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.

Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!

Special ex by Richter Ass November 28, 2019