This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.
The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!
by Richter Ass December 13, 2023
Get the Hardware store treatment mug.Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.
Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!
A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
Get the Titty dragger mug.It’s a basic definition of the sexual attractiveness of a female. The higher the number, the greater the desire to bury bones in that backyard.
Kellie was looking exceptionally slutty last night, she had a bone factor of 10 going!
If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!
If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
Get the Bone factor mug.When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
by Richter Ass November 28, 2019
Get the Special ex mug.A person who spends money in leu of actual experience or skill, involving an activity, sport or lifestyle. The guy who buys all the latest ski gear, but can’t get off the bunny hill. The self proclaimed “biker”, who had all the latest gadgets, but has no real riding experience.
by Richter Ass June 22, 2024
Get the chexpert mug.One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.
Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.
Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.
Many derivatives apply.
Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.
Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.
Many derivatives apply.
I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!
I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.
Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.
Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!
by Richter ass November 09, 2010
Get the muff dozer mug.Rock gash is a slut who’s dated and been fucked by band guys. They are usually not interested in "non band guys" till that scene has run its course, or their looks have.
The long standing rule is; you fuck rock gash, but you don’t date it.
The long standing rule is; you fuck rock gash, but you don’t date it.
Kellie used to get fucked by an idiot from that loser metal band. Too bad, she would have been datable, but now she’s just rock gash.
by Richter Ass June 20, 2019
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