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We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!
by Richter Ass November 8, 2019
Get the Pipe job mug.Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.
Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!
A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
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The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!
by Richter Ass December 13, 2023
Get the Hardware store treatment mug.When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.
Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.
Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.
Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.
Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
by Richter Ass November 8, 2019
Get the Wimpotence mug.Average weight of old girlfriends. It’s a simple value that’s used to measure your old girlfriends against that of others, when comparing conquests.
Mike thinks he’s such a ladies man, but his AWOG is well over 180, so he’s got nothing to brag about!
John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
Get the AWOG mug.It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.
by Richter Ass June 20, 2019
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