Average weight of old girlfriends. It’s a simple value that’s used to measure your old girlfriends against that of others, when comparing conquests.
Mike thinks he’s such a ladies man, but his AWOG is well over 180, so he’s got nothing to brag about!
John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
A person who spends money in leu of actual experience or skill, involving an activity, sport or lifestyle. The guy who buys all the latest ski gear, but can’t get off the bunny hill. The self proclaimed “biker”, who had all the latest gadgets, but has no real riding experience.
by Richter Ass June 22, 2024
A stage troller is a singer or musician who hangs off to the side, or makes passes across the front of the stage area, while other bands are playing. They do this in hopes of being asked up to make a “guest appearance”.
This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a “star” too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a “star” too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
Man, did you see Geoff last night, making his rounds on the dance floor in front of the band? He’s such a stage troller!
The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldn’t leave!
The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldn’t leave!
by Richter Ass October 13, 2021
It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
by Richter Ass September 29, 2019
This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.
The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!
by Richter Ass December 13, 2023
Yeah, I pounded Kellie’s asshole last night while she detailed Kathleen’s boat! It was awesome!
Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!
Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!
by Richter Ass April 21, 2021
by Richter Ass October 25, 2020