courtney love

(1) The most hideous skank on the face of Planet Earth. So crude, disgusting, and repulsive that having sex with her should be an extreme sport.

(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.

Letterman had what I thought was 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag on his show the other night. Turns out it was Courtney Love.

by Richard Munch December 08, 2004

ricky williams

(1) Biggest idiot on the face of the Earth.
(2) Nuttier than squirrel turds.
(3) Short-sighted dumb fuck.

Gave up a great career so he can do today what he would be able to do after he retired from football a rich man.

George Bush got reelected, Dan - are you still here, or did you "go Ricky Williams on America?"

by Richard Munch December 20, 2004

lamborghini doors

Doorssssssss that open upward, KG. Take a look at mongolian talking sickness. These doors are usually found on a ricer.

Man, what did it cost to put lamborghini doors on your '86 CRX? About five times what the car is worth?

by Richard Munch December 01, 2004

sexual harassment

saying or doing something that pissess off the office lesbian.

Guy: "So then he says - rectum, it nearly killed him!"
Rosie (hiding behind the door): "Those pricks are sexually harassing me."

by Richard Munch January 07, 2005

majic stick

"magic" stick, as spelled by a moron.

See urbtards.

Gee, if I hadnt quet skool in the fifth grade to be a crak deelr, maybe I cood spell magic stick gooder.

by Richard Munch December 07, 2004

loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.

Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.

by Richard Munch December 02, 2004

jagermeister

a.k.a. "liquid asshole" for its ability to turn ordinary people into giant pricks.

Dude, I wanted to kill John Kerry last night. He was being a bigger dick than usual thanks to the liquid asshole.

by Richard Munch December 02, 2004