Definitions by Rice Hater

trans am

The ultimate killer of import and domestic rice. These are the cousins of Chevrolet's Camaro's. They use the F Body chassis. These are pure American Muscle cars. These were like the ricers of the 70's and 80's. Except the only difference was they had big engines, torque, and looks. But they were similar to rice in their affordable price, and who was driving them (teens).

Smartass know-it-all geek: "A Trans Am isn't really a true muscle car."

Me: "Oh yeah, your right, my '79 403 6.6 trans is not a muscle car, but your Toyota Camry sure is, damn I bet you get loads of head in that sexy 4-banger!"

trans am by Rice Hater September 2, 2005

Hemi 

Old Mopar engines used in Dodge/Chrysler cars such as Chargers, Super Bee's, Road Runners, Challengers, and other muscle cars. The name was derived for Hemispherical cylinder heads using a SOHC design. The new "Hemi's" are not actually Hemi's, but just a copyrighted name used to sell cars. New Hemi engines are simply a waste of fuel, space, and money. Dodge achives it's power these day by low-tech cheap in-efficient engines. With Chevy you get about the same performance with about double the MPG. Dodge talks about their new Viper-powered V-10 Ram, which is the fastest stock pickup in the world. Well last time I checked, people don't by pickups to go fast, they buy them for hauling shit.

Dodge Sucks.

I am quite positive if Chevy or Ford wanted to make the fastest stock truck in the world, they could, without using a super-car engine.

Hemi by Rice Hater September 2, 2005

New York Yankee's

Have been known for winning the World Series 50% of the time. Always sucking up any good free agents, denying newer, less fortunate teams from having them, they are big-league hogs, and have a payroll more than double most teams, sometimes triple, yet in the start of the 2005 season, the sucked more balls then a 3 cent mexican prostatute. It amazes me how anyone can be a fan of the Yankess, I think it would be awfully boring watching the Yankee's when you know they have the biggest advantage in baseball.

Yankee's don't do baseball anymore, they do bussiness.

Poser: "Dude the Yankee's are a team of legends, they're so much better than everyone else."

Me: "Yeah, they can't even keep up with the Red Sox in their division. Even though they have 60 million dollars more in payroll."

New York Yankee's by Rice Hater August 25, 2005

randy moss 

A person who really doesn't give a royal fuck. See also loser. Known for giving up early, being a poor role-model. He will walk of the field becuase he doesn't want to play anymore, big cry-baby pussy, who when beats the Packers once, thinks he is far supirior to them. Been arrested many times for bein' on the pipe, also speaks fluent ebonics.

Viking's Fan: "Moss owns da pack."

Me: "And the Vikings no longer own him, fuck head, what are you going to do now?"

randy moss by Rice Hater August 25, 2005

jailbreak 

Usually followed by an Escapee, which is a fart that escapes while pooping or peeing this usually happens when on the toilet or at the urinal station. It is a series of farts escaping making a machine-gun like noise, when a jailbreak happens, it is wise to just act as though it never happened, this will ease embarrasment on your part and on the part of others within earshot.

"Dude it was so funny, I was washing my hands at the sink in the bathroom at Madam X's porn shop and a guy had a jailbreak, I was laughing so hard I dropped my ten porno vid's I had just bought!"

-True Story

jailbreak by Rice Hater July 30, 2005

ricer flyby 

When a ricer and a other car race, the ricer loses, the winner slows down to legal speed, then the ricer flies by and thinks he won, to save some face in front of his friends.

"Dude, check out this ricer, he wants to race, check out his 4-banger Dodge Neon, my V-8 6.6 403 could whoop his ass."

*Ricer revs engine* *I rev back*

"We kicked his ass... oh her comes the ricer flyby... sure enough, probably thinks he won..."

ricer flyby by Rice Hater July 9, 2005

EDR 

Efficient Dandruff Removal. This is when you take a comb and saw it back and forth, removing dandruff from your scalp, and then to wayway the comb swae and fore to remove dandruff.

"Dude, I pulled a EDR on my pubes."

EDR by Rice Hater July 9, 2005