Rice Hater's definitions

randy moss

A person who really doesn't give a royal fuck. See also loser. Known for giving up early, being a poor role-model. He will walk of the field becuase he doesn't want to play anymore, big cry-baby pussy, who when beats the Packers once, thinks he is far supirior to them. Been arrested many times for bein' on the pipe, also speaks fluent ebonics.

Viking's Fan: "Moss owns da pack."

Me: "And the Vikings no longer own him, fuck head, what are you going to do now?"

by Rice Hater August 25, 2005

harley

Ultimate killer of Jap bikes. Harley's incorporate real muscle. Real engines. V-Twins. Jap bikes, such as Honda, usually try to imitate Harley but end up failing and looking like complete fuckers. Honda invented probably the nerdiest bike ever: the Gold wing. Harley invented one of the badest bikes ever: the Fat Boy. Fuck Jap Bikes.

It's no wonder all japenese bitches have no boobs. Honda is the reason. Harley owns.

by rice hater April 17, 2006

New York Yankee's

Have been known for winning the World Series 50% of the time. Always sucking up any good free agents, denying newer, less fortunate teams from having them, they are big-league hogs, and have a payroll more than double most teams, sometimes triple, yet in the start of the 2005 season, the sucked more balls then a 3 cent mexican prostatute. It amazes me how anyone can be a fan of the Yankess, I think it would be awfully boring watching the Yankee's when you know they have the biggest advantage in baseball.

Yankee's don't do baseball anymore, they do bussiness.

Poser: "Dude the Yankee's are a team of legends, they're so much better than everyone else."

Me: "Yeah, they can't even keep up with the Red Sox in their division. Even though they have 60 million dollars more in payroll."

by Rice Hater August 25, 2005

peninsula state park

kick-ass park in Door County, Wisconsin. Park has tons of bike trails, an observation tower, golf coarse, two beaches, pit toilets, four differet camp grounds, nature center, and awesome kick ass stuff like that.

peninsula state park is awesome as fuck

by rice hater May 20, 2006

ac/dc

1. An awesome band who's fan-base in recent years has become composed mainly of poser/skaters who buy the "AC/DC Back In Black" t-shirts from Walmart and think they're cool, but really have never heard an AC/DC song.

2. Alternating Current/Direct Current, a type of electricity which is used in home apliances and MIG welders.

1. Money Talks is my favorite AC/DC song.

2. My Miller MIG welder uses an AC/DC electrical set-up.

by rice hater April 18, 2006

clutch

Having raw, nasty, sex in the car, doing it in the back seat standing up where other motorist, preferably childs, can see what you are doing, and it is not clutch if a BJ is not included.

Dude I Clutched Cassie last night, right in front of these little kids, it was so funny, and so good.

by Rice Hater July 8, 2005

ricer

Any car which was designed to go slow (i.e. civic's, neon's, cavaliers', integra's, etc) which has been modified to even go slower. (i.e. wings, altezzas, ugly rims, stickers, body kits)

Ricer = the downfall of society.

by rice hater April 14, 2006