V8

A kick-ass powerfull engine. Ricers usually tend to flap about how in-effiecient V8's (of the 70's) were. Actually, they were in-efficient only because the lack of technology, now, with new modern muscle cars coming out, such as the Charger and the Mustang, these cars actually compete with Honda's little 4-bangers for MPG. V8's have 8 cylinders arranged in a V pattern, these produce monster amounts of torque and HP, killing rice like no tommorow. New Mustang's have twice the cylinders and about three times the displacement as the Honda Civic, yet still gets 30 MPG highway. Take that, rice burner.

V8's will smoke your ass.

by Rice Hater September 05, 2005

ac/dc

1. An awesome band who's fan-base in recent years has become composed mainly of poser/skaters who buy the "AC/DC Back In Black" t-shirts from Walmart and think they're cool, but really have never heard an AC/DC song.

2. Alternating Current/Direct Current, a type of electricity which is used in home apliances and MIG welders.

1. Money Talks is my favorite AC/DC song.

2. My Miller MIG welder uses an AC/DC electrical set-up.

by rice hater April 18, 2006

harley

Ultimate killer of Jap bikes. Harley's incorporate real muscle. Real engines. V-Twins. Jap bikes, such as Honda, usually try to imitate Harley but end up failing and looking like complete fuckers. Honda invented probably the nerdiest bike ever: the Gold wing. Harley invented one of the badest bikes ever: the Fat Boy. Fuck Jap Bikes.

It's no wonder all japenese bitches have no boobs. Honda is the reason. Harley owns.

by rice hater April 17, 2006

Madden 2006

A sad, sad excuse for "the future of gaming." In my opinion, the few weeks you spend saving up for the game, isn't worth the 2 hours you'll play it before it gets boring. The new Superstar Mode reaches a new level in stupidity, getting close to even the idea of invading Iraq for WMD. Superstar mode basically allows you to go to practice, take the occasional interview, and play games... nothing more.

Madden sucks, always will.

by Rice Hater September 05, 2005

trans am

The ultimate killer of import and domestic rice. These are the cousins of Chevrolet's Camaro's. They use the F Body chassis. These are pure American Muscle cars. These were like the ricers of the 70's and 80's. Except the only difference was they had big engines, torque, and looks. But they were similar to rice in their affordable price, and who was driving them (teens).

Smartass know-it-all geek: "A Trans Am isn't really a true muscle car."

Me: "Oh yeah, your right, my '79 403 6.6 trans is not a muscle car, but your Toyota Camry sure is, damn I bet you get loads of head in that sexy 4-banger!"

by Rice Hater September 02, 2005

ricer flyby

When a ricer and a other car race, the ricer loses, the winner slows down to legal speed, then the ricer flies by and thinks he won, to save some face in front of his friends.

"Dude, check out this ricer, he wants to race, check out his 4-banger Dodge Neon, my V-8 6.6 403 could whoop his ass."

*Ricer revs engine* *I rev back*

"We kicked his ass... oh her comes the ricer flyby... sure enough, probably thinks he won..."

by Rice Hater July 09, 2005

jailbreak

Usually followed by an Escapee, which is a fart that escapes while pooping or peeing this usually happens when on the toilet or at the urinal station. It is a series of farts escaping making a machine-gun like noise, when a jailbreak happens, it is wise to just act as though it never happened, this will ease embarrasment on your part and on the part of others within earshot.

"Dude it was so funny, I was washing my hands at the sink in the bathroom at Madam X's porn shop and a guy had a jailbreak, I was laughing so hard I dropped my ten porno vid's I had just bought!"

-True Story

by Rice Hater July 30, 2005