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WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.
She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.
by rich August 25, 2003
mugGet the WATTAGEmug.

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.
baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out
by rich December 5, 2004
mugGet the johnny mcrandommug.

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"
by rich March 27, 2004
mugGet the fairiesmug.

Ass mint

See ass-mint
"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"
by Rich March 18, 2003
mugGet the Ass mintmug.

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.
That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.
by Rich November 29, 2004
mugGet the freedom towermug.

dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition
Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.
by Rich November 17, 2003
mugGet the dumbtardedmug.

mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker
that son of a bitch is one serious m.d.f.k
by Rich February 1, 2005
mugGet the mdfkmug.

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