4 definitions by Rex Kwon Do Dojo

rastard

a person who's both a rat and a bastard

Jay: Hey who ate my last Eggo?!

Jim: (pointing) That rastard over there.

Rastard: Hey you never said leggo my Eggo...

Jay: Well at least I have a father...

by Rex Kwon Do Dojo September 18, 2008

I didn't sign up for this!

A universal saying for not getting what one wants, usually said by a cowardice.

(after moving in with a new roommate)

D: I want a new roommate not a third boyfriend! I didn't sign up for this!

Jack: Okay chill out queer-bait.

by Rex Kwon Do Dojo December 7, 2010

skluck

an incident with a positive outcome that involved both skill and luck.

Joe: I can't believe you caught that royal flush on the river!

Jim: It was all skluck.

by Rex Kwon Do Dojo September 19, 2008

Ninjection

An injection executed by a Ninja.

And out of nowhere, I felt a queasiness, then I realized a ninjection was done onto by the Killer Ralph.

by Rex Kwon Do Dojo December 7, 2010