Definitions by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry

log ride 

Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.

I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

log ride by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 20, 2004

mellow yellow 

When you're fucking a bitch who is so ugly that you can't get hard, so you pee in her.

see sour puss

I gave that ugly bitch a mellow yellow last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

mellow yellow by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 18, 2004

Fudgesicle 

When a girl gives you a blowjob after anal penetration (a fudgesicle may come in different flavors such as strawberry and vanilla)

Tina is on her period, so I am going over there to get a strawberry fudgesicle tonight.

Fudgesicle by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 11, 2004

bloody jack 

Jacking off so much that your penis starts to bleed. Although it is bleeding, you continue to jerk it and jerk it and jerk it until all of the skin comes off like a peeled banana. Usually done in front of a crowd.

It's Tuesday....time for my bloody jack show at the local pavillion. I hope this time I can get the blood and cum flowing at the same time!!!! mmmm I love the bloody jack....I am the bloody jack MASTER!!!!

bloody jack by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 10, 2004