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Definitions by Rev Sharpton

Gamble And Win

A fart with no mass. To pass gas without shitting yourself.
I love to gamble and win. My underwear lasts longer. Praise the Lord.
Gamble And Win by Rev Sharpton November 19, 2025

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

baptize some democrats 

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything
Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats

Dildo of Justice 

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!

Pete Buttplug 

Preferred way to reference cum guzzling politician Pete Buttigieg.
Watch your cornhole, Pete Buttplug is coming for you!
Pete Buttplug by Rev Sharpton March 21, 2025