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Gamble And Win

A fart with no mass. To pass gas without shitting yourself.
I love to gamble and win. My underwear lasts longer. Praise the Lord.
by Rev Sharpton November 19, 2025
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Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
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baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything
Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats
by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025
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Lick My Dick Cheese

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025
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Dildo of Justice

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!
by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025
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Pete Buttplug

by Rev Sharpton April 3, 2025
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Pete Buttplug

Preferred way to reference cum guzzling politician Pete Buttigieg.
Watch your cornhole, Pete Buttplug is coming for you!
by Rev Sharpton March 21, 2025
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