Retard_Ryan's definitions

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu

A really shitty NES game released in 1989 by Color Dreams. It is one of those shitty unlicensed NES games that came in a weird baby blue cartridge. In other words, don't play it.

"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"

"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"

"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"

by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅.
The last one.

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅

by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023

A.M.O.L.A.D.

Stands for A Matter Of Life And Death, and is usually referenced to the 2006 album by Iron Maiden.

Iron maiden's A.M.O.L.A.D. is such a great and underrated album, with amazing songs like For The Greater Good Of God, Out Of The Shadows, and These Colours Don't Run.

by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023

𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿

Creepy secret alien letters. Actually, they're just extremely cryptic unicode characters that nobody's ever used.

Tyler: 𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿?
Me: WTF

by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023

№ Just №

A cool and fancy way of saying "No Just No".

Person 1: Hey, I know you have a fear of Rollercoasters, but I really really think you should go on this one with me!
Person 2: № Just №

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023

⚵

A random character that can be found by typing jun. I have no idea wtf it means

Hey what does ⚵ mean?

by Retard_Ryan March 13, 2023