by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Jack Schitt mug.Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Facekeyboard mug.A slang term for illegal hallucinogenic mushrooms (aka "shrooms" or "magic mushrooms"). Often used as a code word for telephone conversations or conversations in public settings where talk of illegal activities could get one in trouble.
In such conversations Sherman is often referred to as a person, such as saying "is Sherman around?" to ask a dealer if he/she currently has any shrooms available for purchase.
In such conversations Sherman is often referred to as a person, such as saying "is Sherman around?" to ask a dealer if he/she currently has any shrooms available for purchase.
I was chillin with Sherman the other night. I saw some crazy colors and it was like the walls were breathing!!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
Get the Sherman mug.1) A delicious juicy fruit with a fuzzy peel and a large pit in the middle.
2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
The government is like a peach: everything seems copacetic to the average American, but in fact the government is filled with corruption, greed, and lack of any sort of morality or ethics.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Peach mug.The active ingredient in Mountain Dew, and one of the active ingredients in alcoholic energy drinks like Four Loko, Joose, Sparks, and others. The label on these products says they contain "caffeine", but this is merely a misprint. They mean said drinks contain dissolved cocaine.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Cocaine mug.An incredibly sexy 104 year German Nazi General. It was thought he was killed during Adolf Hitler's downfall, but he has recently re-emerged and hasn't aged a day!
He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.
Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.
He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.
Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Hermann Fegelein mug.The true name of the city of Baltimore, MD. Baltiless is known for absurdly high rates of murder, poverty, and heroin addiction. The also have an aquarium that is fun to visit when you're high on dope.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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