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Facekeyboard

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Speedball

Consuming a Taco Bell burrito (which contain heroin) with a large Mountain Dew (which contains dissolved cocaine.)
Yea I'd like a speedball with a side of cheesy fiesta potatoes.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Jesus

The second coming is here! Jesus is back in the form of Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5!! We are saved!!
Jesus is back bitches!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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God

God, as in our almighty lord, is a Canadian named Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5). He is God in human form, and listening to his music puts one in a state of religious ecstasy. This state of holy ecstasy can me increased to an orgasmic level by also consuming the drug Ecstasy.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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uberEpic

Something that is BEYOND epic. An event, action, story, or phrase too great to merely be called epic. It is uberEpic!
That UFC fight last night was uberEpic man!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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Tina

1) A girl's name. Often short for Christina.

2) A slang term to refer to crystal meth (methamphetamine). The term "Tina" comes from a corruption of the word crystal and the name Christina.

Tina is often used as a code word for crystal meth when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Tina is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "Tina is here, you wanna hang out?" to indicate you have some crystal meth and want someone to tweak with.
That bitch Tina kept me up for five days!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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Baltiless, MD

The true name of the city of Baltimore, MD. Baltiless is known for absurdly high rates of murder, poverty, and heroin addiction. The also have an aquarium that is fun to visit when you're high on dope.
Baltiless, MD is a suckass city.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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