Reggie 's definitions

THICKOMETER

A thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge the thickness of a big booty honey. Thickness in the thighs, hips, and ass and such. Different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. If she's nice and thick (like say, Trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. Others who don't quite have as much in the trunk obviously will score a little lower. Fat girls need not apply!

"Damn! Ki Toy Johnson (from Outkast's video) has so much ass that she almost breaks the thickometer!

by Reggie June 24, 2004

bungler

A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.

Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.

by Reggie June 30, 2004

thoat

Ebonics version of throat. Ghetto word for throat.

"Damn, man. My thoat hurt! Gimme a cough drop!

by Reggie June 24, 2004

Got Stole

To get hit. To get suckerpunched SO QUICKLY that you can't react to counter or duck.

"Ooh, that boy straight got stole!"

by Reggie June 24, 2004

chabon

a person who desires an exteremly large ammount of deep dicking.

That girl is a real chabon.

by reggie October 23, 2003

Kim Mathers

just a normal lady who was in a relationship that had its ups and downs but who's private life was unfortunately public for all to judge.

people who dont know her calling her a whore, people taking lyric's too literally.

by reggie June 16, 2003

yoke

A thunderous dunk. Dunking a basketball with force.

"Ben Wallace caught a yoke off the rim!"

by Reggie June 25, 2004