Mince

n. or verb: Mincing

Describes an act, stance or stride one takes which is very flamboyant, pretentious and flaky.

Usually a manner which is undertaken by luxurious, ornate homosexuals.
"Look at Eugene mincing down the street."

"Carlos began to mince his way through the lingerie store."

"Hey Dwight, Why don't you mince your way around to my place for a bit of romancing of the bone"
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Monolith

n. (or monolyth) - A large piece of faeces. Slang word comes from the word monolith when describing a large structure (like stone-henge).

Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.

A cabre often can be described as a monolith.
"Crikey, check out the monolith in cubicle 3"

"My monolith was riddled with corn"
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Gunt

n. The bodily feature where a woman's lower abdomen and vulva extend outward due to the woman's obesity.

Generally the condition is predominant on older, fat women. The idea is that the gut and the cunt merge and protrude outwards.

Gunts can be hazardous in preventing the deployment of airbags in cars.

To check if you have a gunt:

1. Place both hands out in front of you.
2. Bend wrists and face palms towards the face and make sure tips of middle fingers touch.
3. Slowly begin by bringing your hands down towards a vertical position at the waist.
4. After bringing the hands down 60 degrees, if they become obstructed or continue to caress the stomach for the remanding 30 degrees, (without changing the configuration of your hands in Step 2) then you have a gunt.
"Check out that woman in KFC, what a disgusting Gunt"

"Sorry lady, if you want to go on another date, your going to have to get on the treadmill and lose the gunt"

"If it wasn't for Cheryls gunt getting in the way of the airbag, she would still be alive today"
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Pilot Fart

n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.

A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.

The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
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Compass

n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.

The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.

A childish prank.

Similar to back straddling.
"I hate that guy so much I performed a compass in his toilet. Just watch him clean it up"
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Mitter

Pronoun. - Derogatory slur used for black people.

Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.
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Negrox

Pronoun. - Negrox or NegroxNT, (TM) is the medication one takes after a Negrotomy.

Prescription medicine available from most negrologists, it overcomes the side effects of negrolysis and maintains regular levels of negrality within the host.
"Okay PJ, take one tablet of NegroxNT with food, three times daily"
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