n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
by Refreshment Boxx April 04, 2010
Get the Compass mug.n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
by Refreshment Boxx October 22, 2013
Get the Pilot Fart mug.A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.
Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).
After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).
After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."
"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
by Refreshment Boxx April 03, 2010
Get the Cable mug.n. (or monolyth) - A large piece of faeces. Slang word comes from the word monolith when describing a large structure (like stone-henge).
Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.
A cabre often can be described as a monolith.
Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.
A cabre often can be described as a monolith.
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Get the Negrolyte mug.When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
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