Definitions by Refreshment Boxx
On The Meal
Refers to instances where between encounters with a person, you notice that they have put on a considerable amount of weight in circumstances where it is only possible for that person to have eaten a substantial amount of food. The only way to get so large is for that person to have gotten 'on the meal' or 'hitting the meal'.
Wow look at old Alison, she looks like she's been on the meal.
Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.
Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.
On The Meal by Refreshment Boxx November 2, 2013
Boking Froo
v. - The process of digging through roadside hard collection or inorganics for items. Given that the piles of items are rubbish and are to be discarded, any individual that searches through the rubbish is likely to, when asked, say that he/she is just 'boking froo' (a play on 'poking through').
One can be forgiven for passing a pile of inorganics and sighting an item of interest that is in plain view then taking it. However, there is a step between taking items from the surface of the pile in plane view and boking froo looking for more junk to fill your back yard up with.
One of the big problems with Boking Froo that Councils and Counties are facing is the unnecessary spreading of inorganic rubbish from what was a neat and tidy pile into strewn out fields of litter.
One can be forgiven for passing a pile of inorganics and sighting an item of interest that is in plain view then taking it. However, there is a step between taking items from the surface of the pile in plane view and boking froo looking for more junk to fill your back yard up with.
One of the big problems with Boking Froo that Councils and Counties are facing is the unnecessary spreading of inorganic rubbish from what was a neat and tidy pile into strewn out fields of litter.
Q) Excuse me sir can I ask what you are doing outside my house?
A) Oh sorry sir, I am just boking froo da hard collection looking for fings.
Q) Go on get out of here. Scram!
A) Oh sorry sir, I am just boking froo da hard collection looking for fings.
Q) Go on get out of here. Scram!
Boking Froo by Refreshment Boxx November 2, 2013
Pilot Fart
n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
Pilot Fart by Refreshment Boxx October 22, 2013
Wrecking Ball
When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
Wrecking Ball by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2011
Maori Puff
A word used to describe a particular style of tracksuit trousers. Although the trouser is not specific in any brands or manufacturers, it details a 100% cotton trouser, often with a fleece like insert.
What distinguishes a maori puff tracksuit from any other tracksuit trouser is the large, thick puffy, up most part of the trouser where the elastic runs and drawstring is contained. The puff generally has a width of about 4 centimetres and has a depth of about 2 centimetres. The puffs length is determined by the size of the garment, and runs full circumference.
The name maori puff can be drawn from them being typically worn by Mãori people and also Tropical persons. Mostly found in a flecked grey or faded green colour.
Can be used as a pronoun or noun, or adjective.
What distinguishes a maori puff tracksuit from any other tracksuit trouser is the large, thick puffy, up most part of the trouser where the elastic runs and drawstring is contained. The puff generally has a width of about 4 centimetres and has a depth of about 2 centimetres. The puffs length is determined by the size of the garment, and runs full circumference.
The name maori puff can be drawn from them being typically worn by Mãori people and also Tropical persons. Mostly found in a flecked grey or faded green colour.
Can be used as a pronoun or noun, or adjective.
Pronoun:"The offender was definitely wearing a pair of Maori Puffs"
Noun: "The offender was definitely wearing some Maori Puff tracksuit trouser"
Adjective: "Hi, do these pants come in Maori Puff?"
Noun: "The offender was definitely wearing some Maori Puff tracksuit trouser"
Adjective: "Hi, do these pants come in Maori Puff?"
Maori Puff by Refreshment Boxx October 3, 2010
Compass
n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
Compass by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010
Sill Chewer
n. Name for a person standing in a toilet cubicle and taking it so hard up the sphincter that the pleasure they endure causes them to bite down on the windowsill in front.
Often refers to homosexual males, much like pillow biter, it can also refer to any person where the server is going in dry.
Often refers to homosexual males, much like pillow biter, it can also refer to any person where the server is going in dry.
"Dave is such a sill chewer, he minces around town in a boob tube"
"What are you looking at sill chewer!"
"What are you looking at sill chewer!"
Sill Chewer by Refreshment Boxx April 4, 2010