Definitions by Redbaron

Mingeeta 

An Indian lezza

“She has brought great shame on her family for being a Mingeeta”

Mingeeta by Redbaron February 15, 2020

Adam & Steve 

A phrase commonly used by the older generation who are narrow-minded, bigoted homophobes who are still pissed about the mines closing 40 years ago.

“I still can’t believe they closed the pit down, this town has never fully recovered.”
“I’ll tell you who’s to blame; the gays!”
“It’s Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve”

Adam & Steve by Redbaron February 10, 2020

GHD 

An abbreviation for Great Honking Dyke.

“I think I’m going to make a move on Sandra tonight”
“Don’t bother, she’s a GHD”

GHD by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Cold Snap 

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

Cold Snap by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Fag Hag 

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man

“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”

Fag Hag by Redbaron February 7, 2020

Fishy Fingers 

When you sniff your fingers after fingering your hoe.

“You really should wash your snatch more often. I’ve got really fishy fingers now...have a sniff!”

Fishy Fingers by Redbaron February 2, 2020

Where the Lord split her 

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

Where the Lord split her by Redbaron January 28, 2020