Cold Snap

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Dirty Arab

Someone who smells, typically after they have farted

“Have you farted?”
“No!”
“Yes you have! Oh, you Dirty Arab!”

by Redbaron January 26, 2020

Been in there

Insinuating that she is of easy virtue

“Have you seen Rachel over there?”
“Yes! I’ve been in there!”

by Redbaron January 27, 2020

How Queer!

Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.

“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”

by Redbaron February 19, 2020

Gay as a Lord

A term used by the working class to describe a very gay person

“Is that Christopher Biggins gay?”
“He’s as gay as a Lord!”

by Redbaron February 19, 2020

Hanging like a Bitch

One hell of a hangover

“Oh. My. God. I am hanging like a bitch after drinking all of that Asti Spumante last night”

by Redbaron January 26, 2020

Weak Chest

A common side effect of old age

“Oh, don’t let that Coronavirus get on your weak chest. Believe me, it’ll take years off you”

by Redbaron January 26, 2020