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A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
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To alleviate the grief or sense of loss of a fellow bro. What a bro does for another bro when he is feeling down.
Ted took the time to conbrole Martin after the 49ers lost the Super Bowl.
by RedBeard53 March 6, 2013
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The excuse nerdy IT guys use when they don't want in participate in a social gathering (specifically ones that involve members of the opposite sex).
Kevin: Hey Tom, want to go out and drink some beers?

Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.

Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
by RedBeard53 December 7, 2009
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A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."
Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!
by RedBeard53 October 19, 2010
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A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009
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A phrase used to completely negate what you said before. It is often used by an individual who is weary of revealing their true feelings on a subject matter.
Jeb: I'm not a racist but having said that I think all non-white people are dumb.

Jeff: So you are saying you are a racist...

Jeb: Yes. Absolutely.
by RedBeard53 November 25, 2009
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A member of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).
He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.

...or from the movie Mission Impossible:

Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010
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