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Virginia Farm Boy

A member of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).
He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.

...or from the movie Mission Impossible:

Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010
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Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
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pee wee

Something that is small or not a big deal. The term derives from pee wee baseball, the league for the youngest age group.
Compared to heroin use, cigarette smoking is a pee wee addiction.
by RedBeard53 January 11, 2012
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Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009
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jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
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Conbrole

To alleviate the grief or sense of loss of a fellow bro. What a bro does for another bro when he is feeling down.
Ted took the time to conbrole Martin after the 49ers lost the Super Bowl.
by RedBeard53 March 6, 2013
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having said that

A phrase used to completely negate what you said before. It is often used by an individual who is weary of revealing their true feelings on a subject matter.
Jeb: I'm not a racist but having said that I think all non-white people are dumb.

Jeff: So you are saying you are a racist...

Jeb: Yes. Absolutely.
by RedBeard53 November 24, 2009
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