A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
Get the Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketballmug. A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
Get the jizzed upmug. The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
Get the Juror's Beardmug. A phrase used by American politicians to imply their opponent is acting like a child by supporting or opposing a certain position.
The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.
The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.
John Boehner: It is time we have an adult conversation about entitlement reform. Democrats need understand the reality of our fiscal situation.
President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.
Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.
President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.
Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.
by RedBeard53 June 06, 2011
Get the adult conversationmug. A motion performed by hippies, most typically in a concert or music festival setting, and with the aid of mind expanding drugs. The motion is defined by semi-rhythmic swaying with ones hands tossed up the air.
The setting at last night's Phish concert could be best described as one big Vermont State Dance party.
or...
Patty took a lot of LSD at the concert and proceeded to do the Vermont State Dance all night long.
or...
Patty took a lot of LSD at the concert and proceeded to do the Vermont State Dance all night long.
by RedBeard53 April 30, 2010
Get the Vermont State Dancemug. by RedBeard53 June 18, 2013
Get the Shovingmug. by RedBeard53 January 23, 2013
Get the well hardmug.