RedBeard53's definitions

Vermont State Dance

A motion performed by hippies, most typically in a concert or music festival setting, and with the aid of mind expanding drugs. The motion is defined by semi-rhythmic swaying with ones hands tossed up the air.

The setting at last night's Phish concert could be best described as one big Vermont State Dance party.

or...

Patty took a lot of LSD at the concert and proceeded to do the Vermont State Dance all night long.

by RedBeard53 April 30, 2010

Shoving

A term in baseball to describe a pitching who is dominating opposing batters.

Matt Harvey of the Mets is shoving right now. He has 8 strikeouts and no walks in three innings.

by RedBeard53 June 18, 2013

well hard

A term used in the United Kingdom that means tough.

Nigel is a well hard lad who grew up in the rough parts of Sheffield.

by RedBeard53 January 23, 2013

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

Conbrole

To alleviate the grief or sense of loss of a fellow bro. What a bro does for another bro when he is feeling down.

Ted took the time to conbrole Martin after the 49ers lost the Super Bowl.

by RedBeard53 March 6, 2013

Good night's sleep

A one night stand.

The act of hooking up with someone with no intention of having an on-going relationship.

Sarah: Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night?

Kate: Yup. Nothing like a good night's sleep.

by RedBeard53 July 11, 2011

Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009