by RedBeard53 January 23, 2013
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.
Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
by RedBeard53 October 09, 2009
A phrase used to completely negate what you said before. It is often used by an individual who is weary of revealing their true feelings on a subject matter.
Jeb: I'm not a racist but having said that I think all non-white people are dumb.
Jeff: So you are saying you are a racist...
Jeb: Yes. Absolutely.
Jeff: So you are saying you are a racist...
Jeb: Yes. Absolutely.
by RedBeard53 November 25, 2009
A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
An immature prank played by baseball players where one player lights another player's laces on fire.
Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Mookie Wilson: Do you smell smoke?
Roger McDowell: Nope...
Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!
Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
Roger McDowell: Nope...
Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!
Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
by RedBeard53 August 11, 2009
A phrase used by American politicians to imply their opponent is acting like a child by supporting or opposing a certain position.
The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.
The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.
John Boehner: It is time we have an adult conversation about entitlement reform. Democrats need understand the reality of our fiscal situation.
President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.
Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.
President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.
Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.
by RedBeard53 May 12, 2011
The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 March 22, 2011