RedBeard53's definitions
The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
Get the Juror's Beardmug. A one night stand.
The act of hooking up with someone with no intention of having an on-going relationship.
The act of hooking up with someone with no intention of having an on-going relationship.
Sarah: Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night?
Kate: Yup. Nothing like a good night's sleep.
Kate: Yup. Nothing like a good night's sleep.
by RedBeard53 July 11, 2011
Get the Good night's sleepmug. The excuse nerdy IT guys use when they don't want in participate in a social gathering (specifically ones that involve members of the opposite sex).
Kevin: Hey Tom, want to go out and drink some beers?
Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.
Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.
Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
by RedBeard53 December 7, 2009
Get the the server is downmug.