To The Kardashian File

A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.
BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.
by Red Sam Black June 24, 2011
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brain milk

A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.
Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.
by Red Sam Black October 26, 2014
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mattress worship

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.
by Red Sam Black May 02, 2010
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Cook County Stop

Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
by Red Sam Black February 05, 2011
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Commander Covfefe

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.
Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.
by Red Sam Black February 27, 2018
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dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.
That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.
by Red Sam Black March 27, 2018
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