Red Sam Black's definitions
A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.
Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.
by Red Sam Black October 26, 2014
Get the brain milkmug. Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
by Red Sam Black February 23, 2011
Get the Cook County Stopmug. When your listening to a Hebrew school classmate read Hebrew from a book, which sounds like meaningless gibberish, for what seems like an eternity but only a minute or two has passed. May be used to describe any extremely boring classroom experience.
by Red Sam Black April 20, 2010
Get the Hebrew School Minutemug. A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.
BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.
by Red Sam Black June 23, 2011
Get the To The Kardashian Filemug. The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"
by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018
Get the Stroking his goosemug. When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.
That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.
by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018
Get the dumperingmug.