Definitions by Red Sam Black

AOM 

"All Over Me," used when describing a dating experience with a rather enthusiastic person of the opposite sex.

Hy: So how did your date with that gal go last night?
Jack: Great! She was really AOM if you know what I mean.

AOM by Red Sam Black August 19, 2012

To The Kardashian File

A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.

BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.

To The Kardashian File by Red Sam Black June 23, 2011

Cook County Stop 

Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.

OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk

Cook County Stop by Red Sam Black February 23, 2011

mattress worship 

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.

Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.

mattress worship by Red Sam Black May 2, 2010

Hebrew School Minute 

When your listening to a Hebrew school classmate read Hebrew from a book, which sounds like meaningless gibberish, for what seems like an eternity but only a minute or two has passed. May be used to describe any extremely boring classroom experience.

Hebrew School Minute may also apply to listening to an extremely boring lecturer.

Hebrew School Minute by Red Sam Black April 20, 2010

SWEATHOG 

An obese ugly person of the female gender who may be nicknamed "Fu"

OMG, is she ever a sweathog!

SWEATHOG by Red Sam Black April 19, 2010