When your listening to a Hebrew school classmate read Hebrew from a book, which sounds like meaningless gibberish, for what seems like an eternity but only a minute or two has passed. May be used to describe any extremely boring classroom experience.
by Red Sam Black April 20, 2010
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by Red Sam Black June 06, 2018
Get the Stroking his goose mug.Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
by Red Sam Black May 02, 2010
Get the mattress worship mug.What men often find themselves pressured into doing in order to reproduce. It will become obsolete the day that men are able to have sons by cloning themselves.
Frank Sinatra Junior never quite had his dad's talent. Too bad old blue eyes couldn't've clones himself to avoid Marriage. On the other hand, without Marriage we'd never have gotten Nancy Sinatra, babe extraordinaire.
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