Definitions by Red D

ho-hummer 

a reluctant blowjob

She didn't really feel like fooling around last night so she just gave me a ho-hummer. It wasn't that great.

ho-hummer by Red D July 14, 2011

bragamuffin 

A person who thinks they are 'tha shit' but really they are just a piece of shit.

-Dave thinks he's such a pimp, but he doesn't even have a job.

-Yeah, he's such a bragamuffin.

bragamuffin by Red D May 12, 2009

pulling a Weaver 

falling asleep or passing out with a full alcoholic beverage in your hand and spilling it all over yourself

I woke up soaking wet after pulling a Weaver.

pulling a Weaver by Red D January 11, 2009

sherman 

derivative of shroomin'

I gotta get outta here. I ate some caps earlier and I'm sherman balls right now.

sherman by Red D May 27, 2008

shitfuck 

Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.

-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.

shitfuck by Red D April 15, 2008

death cloud 

Air pollution in major cities that prevent people from seeing the stars at night and sometimes from seeing the sun during the day.

I couldn't see the lunar eclipse last night because I live under the death cloud in L.A.

death cloud by Red D April 15, 2008

retarded swamp goblin 

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

retarded swamp goblin by Red D April 2, 2008