bragamuffin

A person who thinks they are 'tha shit' but really they are just a piece of shit.

-Dave thinks he's such a pimp, but he doesn't even have a job.

-Yeah, he's such a bragamuffin.

by Red D May 13, 2009

death cloud

Air pollution in major cities that prevent people from seeing the stars at night and sometimes from seeing the sun during the day.

I couldn't see the lunar eclipse last night because I live under the death cloud in L.A.

by Red D April 15, 2008

shitfuck

Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.

-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.

by Red D April 15, 2008

sherman

derivative of shroomin'

I gotta get outta here. I ate some caps earlier and I'm sherman balls right now.

by Red D May 25, 2008

ho-hummer

a reluctant blowjob

She didn't really feel like fooling around last night so she just gave me a ho-hummer. It wasn't that great.

by Red D July 14, 2011

Beam Mickelson

A ridiculously stout alcoholic mixed drink made with 10 oz. of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 2 oz. of Coca-Cola® Classic, and lots of ice. Most commonly consumed by alcoholics while watching Phil Mickelson win the Masters.

- Dude, did you see the Masters?
- Sort of. I drank four Beam Mickelsons and passed out after Tiger double-bogied 13. What happened?
- Dude...

by Red D April 02, 2008

retarded swamp goblin

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

by Red D April 02, 2008