Definitions by Rear_End_Eater

Tostitos 

A good chip brand. Buy Tostitos and become one yourself. #worshipthetostito

Yo, nice Tostitos.

Tostitos by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Novel 

A type of book that disgusts all of humanity with its nature to waste time. The president of America banned reading novels in the 1960s due to massive boredom. People who actually read novels are called Mohammeds.

Ew, your reading a novel! Get away from me you Mohammed!

Novel by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

Carrot by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Shithead

A word used to describe someone you dislike.

Your an absolute shithead!

Shithead by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Rear End 

The end of one's rear. Often colossal.

Bro, your rear end is huge!

Rear End by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020