Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Shithead

A word used to describe someone you dislike.

Your an absolute shithead!

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Novel

A type of book that disgusts all of humanity with its nature to waste time. The president of America banned reading novels in the 1960s due to massive boredom. People who actually read novels are called Mohammeds.

Ew, your reading a novel! Get away from me you Mohammed!

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Tostitos

A good chip brand. Buy Tostitos and become one yourself. #worshipthetostito

Yo, nice Tostitos.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A site where lonely people who dont hav a gf/bf make defenitions of themselves and make them souns hot af. IRL theyr fat ass ugly ass shit

Urban Dictionary is for lonely bozos

by Rear_End_Eater March 19, 2021

MILF

Word meaning Mother-Id-Love-To-Fuck

You gotta real MILF bro

by Rear_End_Eater March 23, 2021

Rear End

The end of one's rear. Often colossal.

Bro, your rear end is huge!

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020