Definitions by Really Bad Poetry

california scents 

SHITTY SHITTY smelling little fertilizer looking shit in a little can that looks like cat food. It makes the room STANK.

Christa walked into the homeroom and covered her nose with her sleeve, eyes watering. She glanced at the California Scents can on the teacher's desk and whined as it was labeled "Lasts 60 Days!"

california scents by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

peanut butter 

A delicious substance made out of ground peanuts. Mad good with chocolate.

I put some peanut butter on my oreo cookies. Mmm mmm, motherfuckah.

peanut butter by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Constantine Maroulis 

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair

Constantine Maroulis by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

PBS 

A television station, usually channel 2, with educational programs and the occasional kid's cartoon.

I was on PBS because they filmed my English class.

PBS by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

propaganda 

Lies and fabricated truths spread to sway public opinion.

The "non-fiction real life journal of a teenage girl", "Go Ask Alice" is anti-drug propaganda, as the author who claimed to have found the book wrote it herself.

propaganda by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005