Really Bad Poetry's definitions

PBS

A television station, usually channel 2, with educational programs and the occasional kid's cartoon.

I was on PBS because they filmed my English class.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

propaganda

Lies and fabricated truths spread to sway public opinion.

The "non-fiction real life journal of a teenage girl", "Go Ask Alice" is anti-drug propaganda, as the author who claimed to have found the book wrote it herself.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

smash mouth

See no talent assclowns and disney soundtrack fodder.

They were in Rat Race.

by Really Bad Poetry April 11, 2005

the surreal life

"Six celebrities play house in the Hollywood Hills."

VH1 sticks several has-been celebrities into a mansion that looks like it's designed by Andy Worhol and the guy from Queer Eye. The producers arrange activities and stuff, and on the episode before the season finale, Sally Jessy Raphael always comes and has a talk show about the past weeks in their living room.

Let's make some popcorn and watch Adrienne Curry try to get Peter Brady again.

by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

counting crows

The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by Adam Duritz.

Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building

by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005