plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

The final form of boredom. Achieved by starting from the right of the keyboard and pressing the middle key, then the top and bottom keys, and moving left.

Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to write essays...
Me, bored AF: types plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

by RealJamesSchmurr November 21, 2019

soob

How noobs say sub.

DUDE I HAVE LIKE 10 SOOBS, I AM SO GREAT AT YOUTUBE!

by RealJamesSchmurr March 05, 2019

qqwaezrt

/k' kwā zrt/ The short form of qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp. It exists to make the term pronouncable.

Jeff: The meaning fo life is-
Jim: Stop. I heard what happened to Joe. Go away now!
Jeff: But it's just qqwaezrt.
Jim: *ASCENDED*

by RealJamesSchmurr November 13, 2018

Flopocalypse

When the Do the flop guy blew up the world.

Do the flop guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Guy 2: NOOOOOO IT'S THE FLOPOCALYPSE!
The world blows up

by RealJamesSchmurr February 21, 2019

Schmurr

n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge

1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??

by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018

778-330-2389

The rickroll number you call when you feel bad.
Because everybody loves to get rickrolled.

hey im feeling bad
*calls 778-330-2389*
i feel better now

by RealJamesSchmurr December 03, 2018

last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019