RealJamesSchmurr's definitions

Schmurr

n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge

1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??

by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018

qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv

Only the most bored people will find this due to its uniqueness. It is achieved by starting from the Q and L keys and going right and left respectively until you finish all 3 rows.

...this class is SO BORING!
*types qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapmznxbcv

by RealJamesSchmurr December 2, 2019

last night on earth

The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.

OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

by RealJamesSchmurr January 29, 2019

plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

The final form of boredom. Achieved by starting from the right of the keyboard and pressing the middle key, then the top and bottom keys, and moving left.

Teacher: Okay class, today we're going to write essays...
Me, bored AF: types plokijumhyngtbfrvdecswxaqz

by RealJamesSchmurr November 21, 2019

soob

How noobs say sub.

DUDE I HAVE LIKE 10 SOOBS, I AM SO GREAT AT YOUTUBE!

by RealJamesSchmurr March 5, 2019

qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp

A combination of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It's so long that a post with it as a keyword will never get viewed.
It means whatever you want it to mean.

Jeff: I think qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp should be a national holiday!
Joe: Huh? Why?
Jeff: Because I learned that qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp-
*hearing the word again made Joe's brain explode*
Jeff: qqwaezrwtsyxueidocprafsvdtfggbhyjhknluzjxmcivkbonlmp!!!

by RealJamesSchmurr October 3, 2018

found the honda civic

what you hit back with when someone says found the mobile user.

*le browsing reddit comments*
guy 1: R/<insert random sub name here>
guy 2: FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr
guy 3: bruh... FOUND THE HONDA CIVIC

by RealJamesSchmurr June 2, 2020