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Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.

Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.

by Read it! July 14, 2025

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.

"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."

by Read it! July 11, 2025

Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.

Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"

by Read it! July 10, 2025

carlroach

1. A cockroach named Carl.
2. An insult to a cockroach

Cockroach: "Hi, I'm Carl."
"You're a Carlroach!"
Cockroach: "No, please! I'm just a regular cockroach!"
Stomp! Smush!

by Read it! December 29, 2023

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025