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Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there".
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
by Raw Doggy April 6, 2010
Get the Ke$ha mug.A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush, Hitler (Well you get the point) to shame.
Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with Bert and Ernie but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots.
You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz.
He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information.
One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.
Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with Bert and Ernie but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots.
You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz.
He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information.
One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.
While there isn't enough proof, it is said that elmo stole the lyrics of all your favorite artists and gave them to Alvin and the chipmunks, who then cashed the lyrics and songs as their own and became rising stars on YouTube, practically overnight.
Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.
Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.
by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
Get the Elmo mug.Rapper from the group USDA. Really high, annoying voice. Always sounds like he got his dick stuck in his zipper and is attempting to fix it during his vocals.
by Raw Doggy April 13, 2010
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Nowadays they're just way, WAY overrated, by idiots who don't really follow music, just listen to whatever the fuck. Most of them don't even know that Kim Hill got replaced by Fergie's hoe ass, which is probably the reason they are, again, overrated.
I just don't know what to say about the black eyed peas. Money didn't change them, Fergie did.
Nowadays they're just way, WAY overrated, by idiots who don't really follow music, just listen to whatever the fuck. Most of them don't even know that Kim Hill got replaced by Fergie's hoe ass, which is probably the reason they are, again, overrated.
I just don't know what to say about the black eyed peas. Money didn't change them, Fergie did.
You know, the Black Eyed Peas got a review one time, saying that they had some of the most original beats ever. The people who did that review obviously haven't heard "Pump it" or whatever that song is called
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
Get the Black eyed peas mug.One of the hottest- and I mean that in two ways- Hip-Hop/R&B singers out there. What I love about the girl is that she keeps it real, isn't a sell out and doesn't look like a nasty got-every-STD-in-the-world hoe.
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
Get the Brooke valentine mug.Some good beats were murdered by this "rapper". I hope his producer finds a better artist to rap to his beats.
But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead.
It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.
But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead.
It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.
Soulja boy fanbitch: "Dul-dya byoy u in 'is o"
Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010
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