Raul (comes out at night)'s definitions

The 0.5st Amendment

The freedom to be offended by another person's first amendment rights.

Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.

by Raul (comes out at night) April 21, 2018

Klumpkin

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.

At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.

by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012

shofart

A fart that sounds like the shofar blown during the jewish high holidays in a synagogue.

Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.

by Raul (comes out at night) September 13, 2013

Economic Turndown

A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".

Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.

by Raul (comes out at night) February 23, 2012

Break Up Fart

The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.

May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.

Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"

Later that evening......

Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)

by Raul (comes out at night) December 15, 2011

Tim Thibeault

A French Canadian CFL quarterback for the Montreal Aloutettes. He is a devout believer in Jesus Christ and prays his derrèirre off for 4th quarter miracles against the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

Jacques: "Sacrableu Tim Thibeault has dun it again Francois"!

Francois: "Zoot alors Jacques da Lord is on our side".

by Raul (comes out at night) December 28, 2011

McFeeling

The sudden and anxious sense of uncertainty that overcomes a person after eating McDonalds. Is typically a mishmash of dizziness/nausea/regret and worry of explosively shitting oneself.

Approximately 15 minutes after devouring the delicious Big Mac meal and side order of McNuggets, Josh felt a wave of the McFeeling come over him and had to sit down until it passed.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 7, 2012