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When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019
Get the news mug.An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.
Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?
It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?
Ha-ha very funny.
It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?
Ha-ha very funny.
by Ratched, RN September 12, 2019
Get the comfort animal mug.On-the-scene-reporter #1- "This is just one of seven food lines in greater Los Angeles, all of which are literally the only thing standing between the hunger of thousands of food insecure persons and the McDonalds that they were driving to."
On-the-scene-reporter #2- "That's right Lauren, and as we can see by the size of this line of Escalades and BMWs lined up to go through the window to receive their life-saving sustenance for the minute that there are dozens, maybe even hundreds of hungry, food-insecure people right here in this very neighborhood."
On-the-scene-reporter #1- "Mmmm. They do look hungry, Bob."
On-the-scene-reporter #2- "That's right Lauren, and as we can see by the size of this line of Escalades and BMWs lined up to go through the window to receive their life-saving sustenance for the minute that there are dozens, maybe even hundreds of hungry, food-insecure people right here in this very neighborhood."
On-the-scene-reporter #1- "Mmmm. They do look hungry, Bob."
by Ratched, RN September 22, 2019
Get the food insecure mug.The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".
"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.
by Ratched, RN November 21, 2021
Get the flautist mug.Free super sweet adorable 2 year old puppy. Vet says she's part morkie part cane corso and part aussiedoodle. Free to good home, $100 rehoming fee. I have to find her a new home because I live in an apartment and can barely think five minutes ahead and I can't even take care of myself.
by Ratched, RN August 23, 2021
Get the Rehoming fee mug.Someone who compensates for being wealthy, successful and privileged by being a morally superior racist.
What's the difference between being conservative Christian and being woke?
Conservative Christians know they're practicing a religion.
Conservative Christians know they're practicing a religion.
by Ratched, RN October 1, 2022
Get the Woke mug.A track suit that is worn as if it is "dressy". Traditionally the trackcedo is donned with sneakers, a big gold chain, an overly large watch, sparce facial hair, and a pint of whatever cologne it is that you smell in dirty convenience stores on Friday and Saturday evenings, and at bus stops during the rest of the week.
I thought I'd try dating a Eastern European/Middle Eastern/Spanish/Baltic/Indian/New York/New Jersey/Philly/DJ/straight/short/whatever guy, but when he showed up at my door in a trackcedo I knew it wasn't going to work out.
by Ratched, RN October 3, 2022
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