T.W.M.F.T.

(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.

That meeting was a T.W.M.F.T.

by Rastus McGee May 08, 2018

Cum Filled Twinkie

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.

When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.

by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

by Rastus McGee May 08, 2018

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

Buttery Nipple Bitch Face

When a person attempts to be serious, but only succeeds in making such a fool of themselves everyone is left a bit nauseous

The politician attempted to state the case but only ended up delivering a buttery nipple bitch face

by Rastus McGee May 08, 2018