Raspberry Necessary 35's definitions

Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.

Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?

Sonic: 20.

Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?

Arthur: 168!

Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?

Caillou: 479?

Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?

Lil Pump: 70 nibba!

Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

Boots

Dora's idiot friend who's a wannabe of Diddy Kong, the true monkey with a shirt.

Dora: Hello! Mi llamo Dora!
Boots: Hola! Mi llamo Boots! And you are?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm about to break this freaking TV so I don't have to ever hear you again.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022

Birthday cake

A buttock.

Alisa went to the club and got drunk. She then decided to show everyone how beautiful her birthday cake truly is.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 10, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

That blue blur who Cartoon Network destroyed.

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

645AR

Wackest rapper of all time.

Reporter: We've seen a fire near a young rapper who couldn't explain the details due to him not speaking English.

645AR: *Makes weird ass animal noises*

Mickey Mouse: Goddamn, I've been called! Hot dog my asshole!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 19, 2022

Lil Baby

Some wack rapper who tries to be like Young Thug although he'll never be as good as him. Also for some reason, he sounds like a Battle Droid.

Hank: Y'all listen to dat new Lil Baby song??? It 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mark: No, I don't, because he's a Young Thug wannabe. Plus, he mumbles all the damn time.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 19, 2022

Ass-rapper

Cardi B,
Soulja Boy,
Dan Reynolds,
Bubba Sparxxx,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
Juelz Santana,
Fabolous,
Gucci Mane,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Cam'ron,
David Banner,
Trinidad James,
Benzino,
Daddy Yankee,
Yung Joc,
Shawty Low,
Kid Rock,
Yo Gotti,
Paul Wall,
French Montana,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Everlast,
Future,
Migos,
etc...

2021 = Cardi B is getting another baby.

Nicki Minaj OG fans: Looks like the ass-rapper is going to be a mother. No!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 14, 2022