E-40 in the 1990s:
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022
Get the E-40mug. A subreddit that is absolutely hypocritical to the name it's reciven. Most of the opinions are just "Minecraft is overrated", "Harry Potter is overrated," "weed is good", "Fortnite is fun," "TikTok is good," or something that aims at women or black people, or sex.
Typical r/unpopularopinion post:
Opinions: "I feel very feel uncomfortable hugging a woman because of her chest."
Reason: "Ok. So maybe I'm just overly worried or concerned but I never have felt comfortable hugging women because I feel uncomfortable knowing their chest might rub on me. I can't help feeling like women don't like it either. Then again I've always been one to care about what others think. I never want to offend anyone. Obviously hugging my wife is one thing. But anyone else I just don't like to. Cousins, friends....etc."
Women bad AMIRITE
Opinions: "I feel very feel uncomfortable hugging a woman because of her chest."
Reason: "Ok. So maybe I'm just overly worried or concerned but I never have felt comfortable hugging women because I feel uncomfortable knowing their chest might rub on me. I can't help feeling like women don't like it either. Then again I've always been one to care about what others think. I never want to offend anyone. Obviously hugging my wife is one thing. But anyone else I just don't like to. Cousins, friends....etc."
Women bad AMIRITE
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 09, 2022
Get the r/unpopularopinionmug. Dr. Alice: Hey! It looks like your teeth are bleeding. I'm afraid I'll have to remove them and give them back in a few days.
Sophie: Oh no. What am I going to do during chorus practice? I know! I'll have to Ashlee Simpson to We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.
Sophie: Oh no. What am I going to do during chorus practice? I know! I'll have to Ashlee Simpson to We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022
Get the Ashlee Simpsonmug. *Ememy - Imagine Dragons* plays
Carl: What is this guy saying? He's going way too fast.
Weasel: Nothing special. It's just Dan Reynolds.
Carl: What is this guy saying? He's going way too fast.
Weasel: Nothing special. It's just Dan Reynolds.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 08, 2022
Get the Dan Reynoldsmug. Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 20, 2022
Get the Rock posermug. The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022
Get the Ja Rulemug. Dora: Hello! Mi llamo Dora!
Boots: Hola! Mi llamo Boots! And you are?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm about to break this freaking TV so I don't have to ever hear you again.
Boots: Hola! Mi llamo Boots! And you are?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm about to break this freaking TV so I don't have to ever hear you again.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
Get the Bootsmug.