Raspberry Necessary 35's definitions

645AR

Wackest rapper of all time.

Reporter: We've seen a fire near a young rapper who couldn't explain the details due to him not speaking English.

645AR: *Makes weird ass animal noises*

Mickey Mouse: Goddamn, I've been called! Hot dog my asshole!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 19, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

That blue blur who Cartoon Network destroyed.

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.

Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?

Sonic: 20.

Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?

Arthur: 168!

Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?

Caillou: 479?

Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?

Lil Pump: 70 nibba!

Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

Creed

To have your arms wide open for too long.

Alice: What the hell are you doing.
Maxwell: I'm stretching my arms! Don't you want to smell my dedorant?!
Alice: No, you're not attractive at all. You're acting like a Creed.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022

Boots

Dora's idiot friend who's a wannabe of Diddy Kong, the true monkey with a shirt.

Dora: Hello! Mi llamo Dora!
Boots: Hola! Mi llamo Boots! And you are?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm about to break this freaking TV so I don't have to ever hear you again.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022

Desiigner

A straight up Future ripoff that makes all kinds of strange noises humans don't make. He also speaks the language of the Minecraft Enchantment Table.

John: Did you that song "Panda" by Desiigner in 2016?
Mark: Yes, it sounds like Future.
Carla: Who cares? They both sound like they have a strept throat.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 6, 2022

Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj

Something normies say.

Jacob (normie): Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj!

Oliver: Said no one ever. She's a imbecile ass mumble rapper who tries to go against the Nicki Minaj, the Queen of rap. Nicki Minaj is also original and creative, as she's made multiple kinds of music. Cardi B only makes one. Saying Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj is just like saying Justin Bieber is better than Prince... get your facts straight, fool.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022