Raspberry Necessary 35's definitions
Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?
Sonic: 20.
Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?
Arthur: 168!
Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?
Caillou: 479?
Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?
Lil Pump: 70 nibba!
Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.
Sonic: 20.
Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?
Arthur: 168!
Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?
Caillou: 479?
Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?
Lil Pump: 70 nibba!
Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

Alice: What the hell are you doing.
Maxwell: I'm stretching my arms! Don't you want to smell my dedorant?!
Alice: No, you're not attractive at all. You're acting like a Creed.
Maxwell: I'm stretching my arms! Don't you want to smell my dedorant?!
Alice: No, you're not attractive at all. You're acting like a Creed.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022

Reporter: We've seen a fire near a young rapper who couldn't explain the details due to him not speaking English.
645AR: *Makes weird ass animal noises*
Mickey Mouse: Goddamn, I've been called! Hot dog my asshole!
645AR: *Makes weird ass animal noises*
Mickey Mouse: Goddamn, I've been called! Hot dog my asshole!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 19, 2022

What I imagine:
Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: This new Sonic game sucks ass, it's just a beta version of Forces. Sonic 3&K, Adventure 2, and even 06 were so much better!
BoomTTGfan!!!: The game is good, you're just blinded by your own nostalgia.
Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: Nope, I'm just telling the truth, Sonic Boom and Teen Titans Go kiddo. You're blinded by crap. Plus you listen to Cardi B so your opinion is automatically invalid.
*A comment war happens, therefore causing World War lll*
*Possibly worse than Aramaru1837*
Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: This new Sonic game sucks ass, it's just a beta version of Forces. Sonic 3&K, Adventure 2, and even 06 were so much better!
BoomTTGfan!!!: The game is good, you're just blinded by your own nostalgia.
Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: Nope, I'm just telling the truth, Sonic Boom and Teen Titans Go kiddo. You're blinded by crap. Plus you listen to Cardi B so your opinion is automatically invalid.
*A comment war happens, therefore causing World War lll*
*Possibly worse than Aramaru1837*
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 21, 2022

On a quiz, students wrote answers.
Teacher: How do you play the cello kids?
Mario: With your hands!
Sonic: With your arms!
Lil Yachty: With my willy.
Teacher: Sorry Lil Yachty, but you're incorrect! You got a 15% on the quiz.
Teacher: How do you play the cello kids?
Mario: With your hands!
Sonic: With your arms!
Lil Yachty: With my willy.
Teacher: Sorry Lil Yachty, but you're incorrect! You got a 15% on the quiz.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

Wack female rapper who was originally a Disney Channel actress. Made a song on TikTok and it brought female rap legends like Missy Elliott and Nicki Minaj to shame. Stick to acting.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 19, 2022

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
