83 definitions by Raspberry Necessary 35
Mike: "What are you listening to?"
Selena: "I'm listening to Megan Thee Stallion!"
Mike: "You mean that dumbass Nicki Minaj wannabe?'
Selena: "I'm listening to Megan Thee Stallion!"
Mike: "You mean that dumbass Nicki Minaj wannabe?'
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 16, 2022
The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022
Kid with logic: I think it's unfair to let me play a 4 minute long three times.
Adult: Atittude!!!!!!!!
Kid: How?
Adult: Atittude!!!!!!!!
Kid: How?
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022
Alice: What the hell are you doing.
Maxwell: I'm stretching my arms! Don't you want to smell my dedorant?!
Alice: No, you're not attractive at all. You're acting like a Creed.
Maxwell: I'm stretching my arms! Don't you want to smell my dedorant?!
Alice: No, you're not attractive at all. You're acting like a Creed.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
E-40 in the 1990s:
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022
News reporter: Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
Johnson: Yeah, we get it. Can we hear about anything else?
Reporter: But you don't get it, he slapped...
Johnson: *Switches to Nick and turns iCarly on* Finally, something interesting.
Johnson: Yeah, we get it. Can we hear about anything else?
Reporter: But you don't get it, he slapped...
Johnson: *Switches to Nick and turns iCarly on* Finally, something interesting.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022
Idiot: Hear that new Tom MacDonald song?
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 2, 2022