Definitions by Rascal G
A Cameron
Johnny was meant to drive us to the festival, we had planned it all out and all spent all our wages on a big weekend but the night before he went down the pub, got wasted, pulled some bird, spunked all his cash and now no one can get hold of him and he has left us all in the shit. That guy is ‘a Cameron’. I would never trust him again.
Brexiteer
You know like that mate everyone has, who when your in the pub on a Wednesday and some guy you vaguely know says ‘Alright lads you coming to footy on Saturday, early kick off at Midday..load of the lads meeting at the pub at 10.30am’
You say ‘Doubt it mate, we are out for Fat Baz’s Stag Do In Dam on Thursday and Friday and Dodgy Tony has a link up, our flight don’t land at Heathrow until 10am Saturday morning’
But your mate says ‘I will be there, I am King of the Sess’ even though he is already talking in joined up writing after one pint of 3.4% bitter.
Fucking stupid Brexiteer.
You say ‘Doubt it mate, we are out for Fat Baz’s Stag Do In Dam on Thursday and Friday and Dodgy Tony has a link up, our flight don’t land at Heathrow until 10am Saturday morning’
But your mate says ‘I will be there, I am King of the Sess’ even though he is already talking in joined up writing after one pint of 3.4% bitter.
Fucking stupid Brexiteer.
Raab
That annoying workmate who always says they will help with things, takes most the credit for doing things when they go well but when things don’t go well either calls out and blames everyone else or just quits or ‘gets ill’
Also usually is a sexist.
Also usually is a sexist.