Definitions by Raoulduke69

dickless horseman 

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

dickless horseman by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

eyelock

when a woman's ass is so fantastic you can't look away even if it runs the risk of being caught staring.

"i was in Target the other day and this chick's ass gave me such eyelock that i walked right into a shelf display...and STILL kept staring."

eyelock by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022

cockroach ass 

usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.

"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"

cockroach ass by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022

Meatflop 

The act of thrusting the hips forward and back so that the dick and balls slap against the gooch making a "flop, flop, flop" noise. Can be done with or without pants on.

Guy 1: that comedian's jokes sucked ass.
Guy 2: yeah but lucky for him he wore those baggy basketball shorts so he could perform a good meatflop to get the crowd going.

Meatflop by Raoulduke69 August 23, 2022

Skyscrapist 

A rapist who only commits crimes above the 50th floor of a skyscraper.

Guy 1: hey i heard on the news there was a rape that took place at the sears tower AND the empire state building.
Guy 2: sounds like we got a skyscrapist on the lose.

Skyscrapist by Raoulduke69 August 23, 2022