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Backshots

When someone is having sex and is slamming into a person (usually girls) from behind.

Guy 1: Man I gave my girl some Backshots yesterday, she was so tired after.

Guy 2: What in the actually fuck? I didn't need to know that.

Guy 1: Better lock your doors bud.

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Lasagna

The sound that a turkey makes.

Dude did you hear about that turkey's Lasagna?

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

Among us

If anyone says this call the police immediately

Person 1: Hey bro have you heard of Amoung us? It's this thing that people normally stay away from but it's kinda cool and I like it!
Person 2: *Calls 911*
Person 1 Whoa bro what are you doing?!?!
Person 2: That's him officer, take him away he aue he said those terrible words!
Person 1: BRO HELP ME, WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!

Guys if someone says this call the police, maybe not the police maybe a Mexican cartel to hang their ass under a bridge. Don't do Among us until you want to be him. May God get this unholy shit outta here 🙏🙏

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Shit head

Someone who litterly has a shit as a head

"Hey you know how- Wait a minute, do you have a literal piece of shit as a head? Awww, you ol' shit head!"

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Dark Chocolate People

A person who looks like they are entirely made out of Dark chocolate, especially dark chocolate.

Now what were they called again..... Oh I know it! Those kind of people are called Dark Chocolate People!

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Tal-quirk-i-tehe

A small island where people of dark color eat the native growing watermelon and chicken. It's most famous for their gape juice waterfall where the residents of Tal-quirk-i-tehe drink from and bathe in.

I wonder if Tal-quirk-i-tehe would be a great place for a vacation? Nah there are way too many "Special residents" there so I couldn't possibly relax!

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Alarm

A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.

"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024