Random Dude's definitions

proper banged

As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.

I'm proper banged mate! Can yow drive?

by Random Dude January 26, 2005

cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

Scheme

As used by Neil.See Neil.

It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

the shed

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

by Random Dude February 2, 2005

sheddly

Something that is good and well liked by the shed. e.g Not cooper.

Sheeves are not very sheddly.
In fact they're unsheddly.

by Random Dude February 1, 2005

unsheddly

Something which is not sheddly.
e.g Sheeves or cooper.

Cooper is unsheddly.

by Random Dude February 1, 2005

Sheeve

Scum of the earth. Like to steal sheds.
Extremely unsheddly. So sad they create their own forum slagging off us shed wenches.

Cooperis a sheeve.

by Random Dude February 1, 2005