Random Dude's definitions

proper banged

As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.

I'm proper banged mate! Can yow drive?

by Random Dude January 26, 2005

CN

Chem symbol for cyanide

You can get away with murder from taking CN pills- all it costs is some cash and your life.

by Random DUDE December 14, 2004

paraphilia

Scientific term of a sexual fantasy/ attraction beyond what society sees as normal. Also known as sexual perversion or deviation. Usually comes from childhood abuse, anti-socialism, depression, etc.

Fetishes, sado-masochism, anal, and other disturbing shit use your imagination.

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

the shed

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

by Random Dude February 2, 2005

statutory rape

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

unsheddly

Something which is not sheddly.
e.g Sheeves or cooper.

Cooper is unsheddly.

by Random Dude February 1, 2005

Sheeve

Scum of the earth. Like to steal sheds.
Extremely unsheddly. So sad they create their own forum slagging off us shed wenches.

Cooperis a sheeve.

by Random Dude February 1, 2005