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Anne Skank

The main character in the porno parody remake of the classic "the Diary of Anne Frank" 'kegels for bagels'
Damn bro, they really nailed those SS uniforms in that Anne Skank flick we watched the other day, I was thoroughly impressed.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
mugGet the Anne Skankmug.

Iraqi quinceanera

The vile, unconscionable act of selling your daughter to human traffickers before the age of 5 for the purpose of maximizing ones profits.
Wow the hummus at the last iraqi quinceanera was the best i've ever tasted.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
mugGet the Iraqi quinceaneramug.

Micker

A derogatory slur denoting Anglo-Saxon lineage.
Scottish person in East London. Obsxure kilt micker punk band from Vancouver BC in the late 90's.
by Ranchgirls December 3, 2020
mugGet the Mickermug.

All Leather

A band that sounds like the soundtrack to a gay preschool postnoisecore moombaton aesthetic.
Have you guys ever listened to All Leather?
by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020
mugGet the All Leathermug.

Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.
No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
mugGet the Spermatitismug.

Ranchabilly

A chick who gets horny from eating red meat.
DAMN I ain't never met a girl named, Titty-PoP
Hoe, you've got the healthiest ranchabilly figure and the sex drive of a dying nazi.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
mugGet the Ranchabillymug.

cipress

The label of a narcissistic little boy who carries around his mommy/daddy issues in his long girl like hair and stubborn fetal alcohol syndrome browridge. Incapable of simple tasks and unworthy of attention but be careful the subject is prone to sudden outbursts resembling retardation and petty theft.
That tard who sells weed out front of the pizza shop amd steals the workers tips? Such a Cipress dude. TOTALLY a virus.
by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023
mugGet the cipressmug.

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