Holy Cum

Ejaculate that has been blessed by a priest.

I hereby deem this jizz to be blessed by his grace and divinity, God Bless this Holy Cum, Amen.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

African Soup

The act of deficating and urinating in a bucket then covering with a plastic bag and letting ferment in the sun for 2-3 weeks. Once the inner pressure has the bag puffy you insert a straw and inhale the fumes to get high.

That african soup you made was bomb! You must have ate alot of Broccoli.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

Orphan Morphin'

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Corpse Juice

The semen/lube that drips out of a sleeping person who has just been fucked.

Damn bro, I got home from raquetball she was already passed out on the couch and oozing out that corpse juice all over my brand new couch.

by Ranchgirls November 06, 2020

Stinkpot McRuin

The shameful act of deficating in your own pants while waiting in the drive-thru at mcdonalds or any other fast food establishment.

I swear it's not my fault I was late to school. The guy who pretends he's my dad pulled a stinkpot Mcruin on the ride here and we had to stop to clean off his construction trousers.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Rotten Potsticker

An Asian female that gets way to clingy after fucking her.

Hey bro, you gotta help me shake this rotten potsticker, she's practically stalking me.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020