When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.
Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
The asymmetrical sexual tension that builds between 3 people who are interested in engaging in a threesome.
by Ranchgirls July 10, 2023
A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.
Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.
by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020
Yeah bro, so that slutty muslim had quite the body and face under that burka. Who would have guessed?
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.
by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020
Damn that halfway house is full of suicidal thots. On payday I'm gonna go pick up some drugs and introduce myself of there.
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022