Definitions by Ranchgirls
Spanch Ranch
The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.
Spanch Ranch by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020
NL2LF
Condensed acronym for "nothing left to live for." This is a popular feeling that occurs in most adults and some children.
NL2LF by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020
Vegan Cheese Cake
When you marinade a large squash, cucumber or eggplant in a hippie chicks un-washed vagina and then proceed to cook the vegetable and eat it for the next meal.
Whoa StarlightBeamer, that vegan cheese cake we shared for lunch was literally orgasmic on so many levels.
Vegan Cheese Cake by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020
Midtown Booty Sizzle
When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.
The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.
Midtown Booty Sizzle by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
Condom Nazi
Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.
So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.
Condom Nazi by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
Hook Ass Breezy
A female who expects compensation for sex, has a nice booty, and isn't the brightest but her body and face make up for her lack of confidence and intelligence.
Damn bro, after our 2nd date that hook ass breezy stuck me with a bill, the sad part is, I'm going to pay it to see her again.
Hook Ass Breezy by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
Raunchy Heimlich
When you're tag teaming a bitch doggystyle and guy #1 fucks her so hard that she pukes all over guy #2s dick. Unphased guy 2 crams his dick back down her throat makes her shit on guy #1s dick.
Raunchy Heimlich by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020