Definitions by Ralph Fitz

hole higher 

An asshole, esp. a woman's, esp. when referring to anal sex.

So, I finally nailed Jana in the hole higher!

hole higher by Ralph Fitz May 13, 2005

trident 

When you are banging a girl and you get her in all three places: one finger in the pussy, one in the asshole, one on the clit.

She wasn't really getting into it until I gave her the trident. Then she was ready to go!

trident by Ralph Fitz May 13, 2005

Cambridge 

1. One of the best universities in the world, home to one of the best libraries in the world
2. Home to the ugliest and fattest female students in the world and the lamest male students this side of Oxford
3. Shit fashion central
4. Strangley overrun with Christians and Campus Crusaders
5. Reviled by the provincial townies

Cambridge is full of fugly birds.

Cambridge by Ralph Fitz April 7, 2004

diggup 

the sound you hear where your burned cds are fucked up. Sounds like a hiccup

< digital + hiccup

'This is a great song, but those damn diggups ruin it'

diggup by Ralph Fitz April 2, 2004

shit shelf 

the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.

"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"
"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"
"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"

shit shelf by Ralph Fitz April 2, 2004