the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.
"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"
"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"
"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"
1. One of the best universities in the world, home to one of the best libraries in the world
2. Home to the ugliest and fattest female students in the world and the lamest male students this side of Oxford
3. Shit fashion central
4. Strangley overrun with Christians and Campus Crusaders
5. Reviled by the provincial townies
Cambridge is full of fugly