7 definitions by Rachel Ewald

1
some who has a weird shaped head and a long neck and a gigantic buttox like "Mother Goose".

ususally seen with a small vienna sausage like penis that stands up even with out being aroused, becuz of its small size.
When i was in the locker room, a goose tried to hump me.
by Rachel Ewald April 08, 2004
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1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies
Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.
by Rachel Ewald April 09, 2004
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Someone who is obsessed with candles, in an almost sexual way.

See the definition of "Bobby" by rachel ewald
Yesterday, i met a 17 year old candle skank, named Bobby.
by Rachel Ewald April 08, 2004
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a word people exclaim to warn someone that there crotchlular area is showing.
by Rachel Ewald April 09, 2004
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When a guy masturbates with cheese-wiz. Or any other cheese product.
James Etherton prefers to cheese-off after a good fuck in the ass.


-Look up James Etherton for further explanation
by Rachel Ewald April 08, 2004
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when 3 guys line up and have anal sex. and the guy in the middle, thats getting it up the ass and is fuckin sum other guy in the ass at the same time is known as the James Etherton.

look up James Etherton for my explanation.
That James Etherton always wants to be the Lucky Pierre.
by Rachel Ewald April 08, 2004
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When a female's genetalia looks like a sea-creature (octopuss) crawled up in her and let its tentacles hang out a bit.
Her octopussy sucks back up in her when it feels the cold air and when its in the heat it prefers to dangle to get more air or possibly food.
by Rachel Ewald April 08, 2004
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