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When one masturbates with pliers or another sort of metal device.
I went over to the workshop last night and gave myself the iron grip.
by RabidMonkey August 19, 2006

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The act of screwing with someone so hard, you can feel the anal sphincter in a bit of pain, like you just shoved a butt plug in their anus.
Holy crap, that douchenozzle is up to his buttplugery again!
by rabidmonkey September 25, 2013

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A device used to light cigarettes, candles, or other sorts of burnables. Generally made of paper or wood with a chemical tip. Matches are struck against surfaces to create friction to easily create fire.
Got a match? I forgot my lighter.
by RabidMonkey August 21, 2006

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