yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.
Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.
by Ryan October 17, 2004
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hed

by ryan August 16, 2003
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slug

When a guy leaves a cum trail from a girls mouth her her clit, like a slug.
I busted long and slow while I gave her a slug.
by ryan May 17, 2003
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jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.
I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.
by Ryan March 07, 2005
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candy ass

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up
by Ryan June 12, 2004
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Yormen

Cool,Awesome,Pwning,Best,Something that the "in-crowd" likes.
Tim is very yormen.
by Ryan February 26, 2004
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Master Cheif

(Spartan-117)
(John-117)
Master Cheif is a fictional character featured in the video games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, and the novels Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
The Master Cheif is the only person that can save earth along with the help of the last marines on earth.

;genetically and cybernetically augmented warrior designed to put down rebels and insurgents within the United Nations Space Command.

7' tall and weighs approximately 1,000 pounds in full battle armor. He is approximately forty-one years old at the time of the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (2552). Between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, the Chief's armor is upgraded from MJOLNIR Mark V to Mark VI. Both iterations of the armor include a helmet with reflective visor so the face of the Chief is never seen: in spite he is seen removing his helmet once in each game, the camera view always conceals the Master Chief's face from the viewers. Master Chief is voiced by Steve Downes in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2.
Marine to Master Cheif: "We called for reinforcments, but we did'nt expect A Spartan!"
by Ryan June 15, 2006
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