RYan's definitions

clitty

derived from that short-skirted roomate, it means that one's skirt is so tiny that you can see her clit

My room was a fucking sauna so Davina wore her clitty skirt today... it's no wonder that lusty sex abounds here.

by Ryan April 21, 2005

Pop Rocks & Coke

1) A good song by the band Green Day
2) A combination of products that has been believed by many people to make someone's head explode when both combined.

While I was listening to Green Day, I saw this guy eat a handful of Pop Rocks followed instantly by a swig of Coca-Cola, then his head exploded like a watermelon.

by Ryan August 16, 2004

aliquippa

A former steel boomtown located 20 miles north of Pittsburgh. Used to have one of the best school disticts in the nation until the still mills all closed down. Now a huge huge slum, except for the area on the hill. Its main street is basically the place to deal drugs and shit..No real legitate businesses there. They all moved to the heights area.

If one must go to Aliquippa, they must go with caution.

by ryan December 19, 2004

WHALE!

anna nichole smith

anna is such a whale except she cant swim but still

by ryan December 28, 2003

poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

by Ryan January 30, 2004

brobatious

Something that is bro to the max.

Yo bro, check out that brobatious lifted F-150.

by Ryan February 23, 2005

desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya

maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course

by ryan September 8, 2006