My lone chromosome

Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain

Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome

Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!

by RYDO McShagger January 13, 2021

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DJ fuckin badboy

Friday Nite
DJ Badboy
Produced by DJ Badboy

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FRIDAY NITE LYRICS
Verse 1
Dj Fuckin Badboy here
Steamin as Shite
Am 'boot ti tell you a story
'Boot ma Friday night
Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose
Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose
What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress
It's only one day oot the week
But it's the fuckin best
So it's a friday night
An I'm walkin up the street
So everybody better bounce
To the fuckin beat

Hook
Singin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal

by RYDO McShagger January 14, 2021

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The Kentucky plug

When u blow ur thumb off with a 50 cal and then shove it up scarlet Johnson’s ass.

Brandon Herrera : hey I heard u got off with the girl from avengers last night

Me: ye man we did the Kentucky plug
Brandon Herrera : yo how did u get his thumb

by RYDO McShagger May 21, 2021

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Mama

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this m

by RYDO McShagger January 14, 2021

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